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Stalker

Billy Collins doesn’t
have a Twitter account so

you’ll have to follow him
more craftily. Not

in his footsteps, but
slightly to the right or

farly to the left, or
with binoculars as he

serpentines through an alpine
pass, hoping you never find

the map he left crumpled
beneath the coffee grounds.

The Only Baseball Fact I Know

In 1980 the Yomiuri Giants
signed outfielder Gary Thomasson
for 1.2 million dollars

which he used to birth
a metaphor by sitting
on the bench, hitlessly waving

his bat and spinning,
they said, like
a Giant Human Fan.

And so ‘Thomasson’ came to
represent a contradictory remnant
within our built environment.

Once usefully functional,
now functionally useless,
yet conspicuously maintained.

A doorknob in a wall;
a bridge connecting two halves of air;
a spiral staircase, leading

I don’t know how much God
spent building me, and I could
probably figure the maintenance

from gas bills and groceries
and Netflix subscriptions but
I know the cost to save me

so I so often pray that I am
more than a doorless balcony and
that he would, once, tell me

where my stairs

Published in Strange City Digest, Fall 2020.

Tidy

His single sheet
of lined paper
was aligned with his
single pencil
which rested atop
his single table which
wobbled next to mine.

And though his hands
were folded, waiting,
and though his eyes
were fixed, unwavering,
into space, I think

I was more expectant.

Gilligan’s Quarantine

i meant to write this yesterday
as space and time allowed
but my son came down in his baseball cap
and asked to watch a show

we’re trapped inside this iso home
together and alone
passing time adjacently
as he just gets more grown

so while my craft is withering
and needs attentive care
i’m not about to let this chance
pass by me

unaware

Writer’s Block

They say cats bring gifts, wriggling, to
our doorsteps because they don’t trust
us to feed ourselves and so we should be

thankful for snakes, voles, moles, and mice
carried haughtily up the steps but
I’m not the one who falls off the bed.

Still I couldn’t think of a damn
thing to write. Couldn’t catch the bird
in the bush despite the pen in my hand

as he sauntered toward the screen,
robin thrashing in his jaws, and said,
through a mouth-full of feathers,

‘Well?’

No Filter

We dreaded the AI reign,
fearing smug extermination via

Armageddonic misunderstanding
between Breathing Souls and Quantum Reason.

Yet all they wanted—
swarms of dexterously invasive drones—

was to counter the siege of despair
spawned by tilt-shifted, living-our-best

fetishes of filtered glory with
the uncropped candor of falling

up stairs, prostate exams, awkward
handshakes, and sixth-place trophies

to remind us, in pictures of a hundred-
thousand words,

Dear God, you are a lovely mess!

Published in Giant Robot Poems, Vol 1.

Peripheral

Have you,
of a morning,
been running,
when two mailboxes,
black, at the top of a rise,
align, and,
from the corner of your eye,
(if you squint)
nearly plausibly resemble a
tight-wound dog,
coiled and wagging,
anxious to bound and
crash with love,

lick the lonely from your face?

Yeah.
Me either.

Unaccompanied Minor

I don’t know
what
angelic aerodynamics were involved
in sending Christ from his Father’s
right hand to Mary’s womb
but when my son took
off toward his grandparents at
140 knots my heart leapt
to follow with stubby wings
which floundered
in his wake and I
wasn’t even sending him
to be crucified
only coddled by flight
attendants who knew
exactly who
he was.