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Frivolous Quill Posts

We All Make Mistakes

Dearest Neighbor, I did, indeed, see you
back into your garbage cans.

As Caravaggio saw Narcissus, or as my
parents saw me minor in poetry.

I, Too, Am Richly Stained

when in a moment
of inattention your
most precious and richly
stained coffee mug falls shattered
to the floor it knows only
that it is broken
and cannot cry
but desperately
wishes it could

Priorities

I gave my dog a carrot.
She nosed it into the
ground, into the grass
and walked away, having
reached the end of some
dog-algorithm that tells
her a carrot is worth
saving, grass for safe-
keeping, and that I will
always wait to watch,
with two hands and a
face she’s allowed to lick.

Discerning Tapas

Not every thought needs
to be expressed. Certainly

not shouted, as though lovers
divided by a widening chasm of

flame instead of a cooling dish of
patatas bravas that you found too spicy.

Multitasking

I vowed to write this poem before
allowing myself a nap in the middle

seat squozen between my wife and
an inattentive father seated just

behind his daughter who may as well
have been left at Disneyworld where

princesses stand guard behind topiaries
and garbage cans and other princesses

to emerge in case of indifference
to curtsy and wave and wink

at this little girl peeking between
the seats to make damn sure she

is seen and known and loved which
is usually my job but

I had a poem to write, and a nap to take.

The Spring

before your son leaves for college
take him for a walk along the beach.

Stay by his side without holding his
hand. As you avoid drift woods

and tides and fly-clouded corpses, drift
away and let his pace outpace yours.

Step in his footprints. Notice that his
feet have outgrown yours. Notice that

your stride can match his stride.
Notice that it’s not worth the effort.

It’s Their Cheese

Certainly, O Dark-Souled Dane, a hintish
tickle of rank and foetid currents

weeping beneath your kingdom’s feet, but have
you, Unsettled Prince, sensed what stirs

across the ocean? A waft of acrid faith
twined with sourful pride beneath a haze

of festerous free, towering rot. Not some
thing, but many. Many things.

Heresy Ball on the Bathroom Rug

Look askance, all you
want, at a people who
draped their cats as
queens, in gold and lapis
and jasper and jade,

or shaved their eyebrows
in lamenting grief when
their whiskered royals
sauntered through Duat to
bask beneath Ra’s passing,

but have you, a lap
among a sea of laps, ever
been so richly blessed by
an ambivalent god brushing
against your shins?

Published in Strange City Digest, Winter/Spring 2021.

Stalker

Billy Collins doesn’t
have a Twitter account so

you’ll have to follow him
more craftily. Not

in his footsteps, but
slightly to the right or

farly to the left, or
with binoculars as he

serpentines through an alpine
pass, hoping you never find

the map he left crumpled
beneath the coffee grounds.